Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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