he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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