Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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