and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just want nice things and good sex
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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