i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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