My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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