Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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