I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Randomize
