i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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