did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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