Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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