hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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