I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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