We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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