You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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