If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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