I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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