I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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