I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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