im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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