he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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