Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
