That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
