love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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