I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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