what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i came on her dog
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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