You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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