that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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