How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I am naked and annoyed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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