I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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