State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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