miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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