Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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