she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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