What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
