how can u be prego again
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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