Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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