Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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