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(404): View more from Georgia

Ben's a prick.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

What Ben are you talking about?

(404): View more from Georgia

All the bens across all the lands

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(917): View more from New York City

we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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(813): View more from Florida

either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.

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(205): View more from Alabama

they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

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pick me up NOW

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(516): View more from New York

She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.

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(408): View more from California

I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car

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