Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
COCAINE IS GR8
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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