this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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