we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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