well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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