He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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