is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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