As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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