This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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