redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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