Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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