Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Randomize
