is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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