Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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