i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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