He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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